what really happened at pre-cana

well, to start, the guy giving the talk had to be the greatest guy, ever. i say this because all of his little anecdotes started, 'this is the greatest question, ever', 'this is the greatest answer, ever', 'this is the greatest answer to the greatest question that was asked that dealt with the greatest response to the greatest inquiry that the greatest man posed to the greatest woman, ever'. so, because soooo many great things happened to him, by default, he has to be the greatest man, ever.

*smack*smack*smack*


just to clear up a point or two from cheryl, the 'angry couple' in front of us did appear to have some problems; though the whole hit three times thing i think cheryl misunderstood. we were doing a rating exercise where we would have to raise a number of fingers if we agreed with what was being said. when asked 'my partner hits me when we get into an argument', the woman raised three fingers. i couldn't tell if she was serious or not, the guy did look puzzled by that.

i notice cheryl didn't mention the 'jerry mcguire' clip we watched. i don't know why he showed it so i won't mention it either.

she also didn't mention the free lunch. we had a choice of three sandwiches, ham & cheese, turkey & cheese, or tuna fish. cherly took the tuna, me the ham & cheese. to our surprise, there were not only sandwiches in the boxes, but also potato chips, a mint, chocolate chip cookies, and a hershey's kiss.

and the joke the priest said during his sermon he got from maxim, fhm, stuff, or some other men's magazine.

so there you have it, the unbiased, true facts of the case.